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50 |
19.12.08 |
The cholera outbreak in Zimbabwe is likely to lead to an influx of immigration into Britain says Jacqui Smith. She warns of thousands of refugees. |
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49 |
19.12.08 |
The most fundamental duty of any government is to protect the national security of Britain. |
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48 |
30.11.08 |
Whistle Blowers WelcomeThe Cavaliers Offer Refuge to Frustrated Bean Spillers |
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47 |
28.11.08 |
The Police State is truly with us now.Damian Green, Shadow Immigration Minister,arrested for exposing Labour mendacity. |
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46 |
25.11.08 |
Comrade Darling is in charge now.So we now apparently have a one-time Marxist with his hands on the levers of power.Pity we didn’t spot this before he sent us spinning head-long towards socialist destruction. |
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45 |
23.11.08 |
Jacqui Klebb gets into another fine mess.Jacqui Smith, our bungling excuse for a Home Secretary, excels herself by proposing an unworkable new law for the sex trade.. |
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44 |
22.11.08 |
Thank Goodness! The £10 Billion we contribute to the EU has never been better spent.At last the Finns can promote the tango-at our expense. |
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43 |
12.11.08 |
So who do you believe? Gordo’ or the IMF?He says we are better placed than most to weather the downturn.The IMF says we are worse placed. |
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42 |
30.10.08 |
Lord Tebbit hits the target again. Bullseye! |
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41 |
27.10.08 |
The Economy Collapsing, Shares Crashing, Banks Failing, Casualties in Afghanistan Rising.
So What Does This Useless Government Suggest?
A Separate Check-Out for Drink At Supermarkets to Create a “Walk of Shame”. |
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40 |
25.10.08 |
Why are the NSPCC supporting the EU Lisbon Treaty (AKA the European Constitution)? |
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39 |
14.10.08 |
Clinton gets the exploding cigar! (Watch out any nearby interns). |
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37 |
08.10.08 |
Global Warming Fanatics persecuting us all to achieve the reduction of a minute 0.0075C by 2100 |
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36 |
06.10.08 |
THE BLAME GAME IS NOW THE GAME TO PLAY! By Simon Mansell BA (Hons) Law |
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35 |
30.09.08 |
Rubbish politicians, talking rubbish about our rubbish.Why are we being persecuted while other parts of Europe are not? |
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34 |
22.09.08 |
Need a cash handout?Then don’t get your arm and a leg blown off whilst serving your country. That will be only £161,000.Much better to damage your thumb whilst typing as a civilian for the MOD. Then you will get £485,000. |
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33 |
16.09.08 |
A kick in the clutch from the EU for all UK motorists. |
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32 |
11.09.08 |
Stay away if you are from the Philippines and want to help the UK by working in a care home. Brown doesn’t want you. |
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31 |
06.09.08 |
Little Brother is Watching You! |
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30 |
04.09.08 |
Are you sometimes ashamed to be British? |
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29 |
28.08.08 |
Give the dynamic duo a medal! Redwood and Forsyth bring back sanity to taxation and Government spending with their ideas. |
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28 |
27.08.08 |
The Ministry of Thought (Local Areas) strikes again! |
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27 |
26.08.08 |
WHICH DWARF GETS TOP JOB? PM IN NEW ROLE AS SNOW BROWN.A Fairy story for today. |
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26 |
22.08.08 |
Take back what we said about The Home Office not being able to organise a Tea Party in a brewery! |
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25 |
22.08.08 |
Sensitive data lost yet again by a careless Government. So where is the Home Secretary’s Resignation? |
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24 |
20.08.08 |
Great News! Gordon Brown wins coveted International Prize for GB! |
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23 |
19.08.08 |
“Don’t save that girl!”
“Leave her to drown while we stick to our standards and service provisions” say the MCA, effectively, it is reported. |
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22 |
18.08.08 |
Send that ticket inspector for a spell of duty in Afghanistan! |
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21 |
11.08.08 |
Laden Bin Victory! (In Swettenham rather than Afghanistan). |
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20 |
09.08.08 |
Bring back John Prescott!
So we can put him in the stocks!
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19 |
08.08.08 |
Two more issues that might or might not be connected.
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18 |
05.08.08 |
"Tim Yeo for new leader of Green Party!" |
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17 |
04.08.08 |
"Veggie" Benn, the Mad Mahdi in charge of DEFRA's dustbin dervishes unleashes more fines. |
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16 |
31.07.08 |
Thank you for your contribution to wind turbines.
You now pay £51.36 a year on your electricity bill and £16.71 on your gas bill to pay for the Government's crazy obsession with windmills. |
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15 |
27.08.08 |
Small Earthquake In East Glasgow
Not many hurt. (Except Gordon Brown).
So, does devolution seem such a wonderful idea now PM? |
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14 |
24.07.08 |
Two bits of news that may or may not be connected. |
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13 |
23.07.08 |
Snoopers at work! 500,000 requests for your personal data details by all Governmental bodies, 10,000 spying missions by Councils alone last year. What did we tell you? |
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12 |
20.07.08 |
The State Snoopers Need Stopping. And now! And you can stop them. |
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11 |
19.07.08 |
We’re on the Rock, Darling. Just look where you’ve taken us! |
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10 |
18.07.08 |
£1,000 A YEAR FOR HEATING AND COOKING-THAT IS, UNTIL THE LIGHTS GO OUT. |
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9 |
15.7.08 |
GIVE THAT MAN A PRIZE! LOCAL COUNCILLOR STANDS UP FOR TAXPAYERS AGAINST SPEED CAMERA CON. |
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8 |
12.07.08 |
GENERAL SIR RICHARD DANNATT FOR CHIEF OF THE DEFENCE STAFF!
(IF NOT PRIME MINISTER). |
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6 |
11.07.08 |
BROWN WALLOPS POOREST FAMILIES WITH PROPOSED CAR TAX RISE (AND THE REST OF US TOO). |
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5 |
09.07.08 |
HOW DARE HE! HOW DARE BROWN LECTURE US ON WASTING FOOD! |
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4 |
05.07.08 |
So where did all the money go in the NHS if we have 30,00 fewer beds? |
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3 |
29.06.08 |
Gateshead Gone Gaga.
Health and Safety cut number of holes in chip shop salt cellars. |
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2 |
07.07.08 |
Payout time for all those lucky civil servants
“The Bunglers of Whitehall Share in £128 Million bonus.” |
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1 |
26.06.08 |
They want to give you a ration book for carbon now. |
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