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Are You a Cavalier?

If you think you are, see if you agree with the following:

  • There are too many Roundheads out there, trying to make our lives miserable.

  • There are more of us than there are of them so let’s hear our voices for once.

  • Why should these Roundheads make our lives miserable? Particularly the ones whose wages and inflated pensions we pay.

  • A Roundhead is typified by being someone who tells you, usually in a sanctimonious and patronising tone (if not a threatening one) what you should be doing, what you should not be doing and what will happen to you (usually nasty) if you don’t toe the line. A Roundhead usually looks miserable.

  • A Cavalier does none of these things and usually looks cheerful.

  • Typical Roundheads, by our judgement, are the chief Roundhead: Gordon Brown, Ken Livingstone, George Monbiot, any car clamper, some local authority apparatchiks, Al Gore, Ed Balls and his missus. Any Brussels bureaucrat. You get the picture.

  • Typical Cavaliers are Jeremy Clarkson and his gang, Quentin Letts, Richard Littlejohn, Boris Johnson, Nigel Lawson and daughter, Frederick Forsyth and Robin Page.

  • Now why should it be that the Roundheads are pushing the rest of us round? Are you fed up with them too?

  • Aren’t you sick to death of being lectured at?

  • Aren’t you completely fed up with being persecuted by local authorities who want you to recycle to a ludicrous degree?

  • Are you hacked off being preached at about man made global warming when the latest figures show that actually the average world temperature has been constant for the last decade.

  • If you are a motorist, are you not just the teensiest bit cheesed off with being exploited, overtaxed and persecuted while the road system deteriorates around you?

  • Are you less than enchanted by unelected, highly paid officials in Brussels telling us what our laws should be? Who asked us if we wanted to give away the right to make our own laws anyway? Do you remember anyone asking you?

  • Are you mightily bored with the “Human Rights” industry when it is used, not for its original worthy post war intention, but to give comfort to criminals and would be terrorists?

  • Are you equally disenchanted with the “Health and Safety” zealots who have turned sensible protection of the truly vulnerable into a bureaucratic nightmare

If you are howling “Yes” to every question and banging your head against the wall in frustration at being reminded of these things then you are a Cavalier, friend.

So how do you show you are a jolly, life loving Cavalier rather than a miserable Roundhead?

By signing up here, to support the movement. By using the Laughing Cavalier car sticker, as a member, cocking a snook at the Roundheads in the process. By contributing to the Forums. By starting a petition or a poll if you feel so inclined. By telling your friends about us.

DO COME AND JOIN US!          YOU ARE MOST WELCOME!